You Know You're Obsessed with the Once-Ler When...

You Know You’re Obsessed with The Once-Ler When…

"People are obsessed with me!? Wow, CREEPY!"

    You have the entire song “How Bad Can I Be?” memorized… backwards.

    Your new favourite foods are pancakes and marshmallows

    You’ve made a Once-Ler costume

    You can listen to any of the Once-Ler’s songs on replay for 4 or more hours on a long car trip and not get sick of the song.

    You’ve made up an alternate ending to the movie so the Once-Ler doesn’t have to be so… old.

    Your relatives, who haven’t seen the Lorax, know who the Once-Ler is.

    You would totally marry the Once-Ler if he was real.

    You can draw the Once-Ler in less than 30 seconds- and it looks good!

    You’ve taken up knitting just because of the Once-Ler.

    Your new favourite colour is glittery emerald green.

    You’ve made a plushie Once-Ler! (Bonus points if you made a grey, green, AND pajama Oncie!)

    When watching TV, you see an ad for some random movie that says it comes out on August 4^th. Person watching TV with you: “When does that movie come out again?”

Your response: “3 days before the Lorax goes on DVD.”

    Your favourite thing to search on Google images is pictures of the Once-Ler.

    You have an extensive collection of all things Once-Ler.

    You and your friend’s most heated argument was on who could draw the Once-Ler better.

    You have had very extensive debates on how tall the Once-Ler actually is (I’d say 7ft 2in! XD)

    Whenever you make breakfast for your family, their comment always is “Pancakes again!?”

    You’ve attempted to knit your own thneed.

    When you go clothing shopping, you’re always on the lookout for blue pajamas with yellow bunnies on them… even though you’re over the age of three.

    You’ve always wanted to try squirting your cat/dog/younger sibling’s head with the garden hose, just to see if they poof up just like the Lorax (XD the mini movies!).

    If you ever get the chance to repaint your room, you’re doing a mural of the Once-Ler cutting down a tree on a sky blue background.

    You find the Once-Ler cuter than the most popular “hot” celebrity.

    Your favourite songs are all sung by the Once-Ler.

    Your life motto is, “Everybody needs a thneed!”

    You’ve drawn the Once-Ler in art class… not as a doodle, as an assignment!

    You quote the Once-Ler in almost every conversation.

    You use the phrase, “How bad could a meatloaf/scary rollercoaster/brain transplant/etc. possibly be?” all the time.

    Your idea of studying for a business test is listening to the second half of the song “How Bad Can I Be?”

    Green gardening gloves are definitely an “in” fashion.

    When asked for an example of a tree, your response always is “Truffula tree.”

    If they ever make collectable Once-Ler figurines, you’re buying all the ones the store has in stock.

    Your idea of accessorizing in the fall or winter is adding green knitted gloves and a fuzzy pink scarf to your outfit.

    Your next pet is definitely going to be named Oncie!

    You’ve started thinking tomatoes are evil, since they hit poor Oncie in the face when he first tried to sell his thneed!

    You know more of the lyrics to a Once-Ler song than to the most popular pop song.

    Your idea of a “perfect meal” would be pancakes shaped like the Once-Ler’s face, topped with marshmallows and butter.

    When asked what you want for your birthday, you reply, “A life- sized cardboard cutout of the Once-Ler, green gloves, turquoise rhinestone sunglasses, money, etc…”

    And your parents aren’t surprised at all at what you just asked for as birthday present ideas.

    Your main goals in life are to marry the Once-Ler, and have as much money as the Once-Ler.

    When asked who your role model is, you say The Once-Ler, even though he’s probably one of the worst role models that ever existed.

    Your phone’s screen saver is the Once-Ler.

    Your MIND’s “screen saver” is the Once-Ler!