The Once-Ler would so totally fail science!

Why the Once-Ler would fail a science test on environmental principles.... or why he (or an ultra-obsessed fan girl) shouldn't study off his music...

*Note: all answers were taken directly from "How Bad Can I Be?"*

Science Test                               Name: __The Once-Ler______________________

1)      The principle of nature is:

The survival of the fittest!             X

2)      And the animal that doesn’t follow this….

Is someone else’s la-la-la-la-la-la lunch!         X

3)      Do you care if trees are dying and why?

I don’t care if a few trees are dying! My money’s multiplying!      X

4)      How can you stop clear cutting and mass production?

Complain all you want; but it’s never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop!             X

5)      When you cut down or harm trees, what are you doing?

I’m just building the economy!        X

6)      What do factories use and emit?

Smoggity smog and sloppity slop!            X

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